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HE’S WATCHING. YOU NEVER SEE HIM, BUT SOMETIMES HE WATCHES YOU SLEEP. HE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF. HE JUDGES YOU WHEN YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY CHANGE TO THAT SALVATION ARMY VOLUNTEER IN FRONT OF MACY’S AND PRETEND YOU ALREADY GAVE AT THE GROCERY STORE. HE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO CRY, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE WILL BE PENALTIES FOR YOUR BAD BEHAVIOR THIS YEAR. HE ALSO HAS THE CAPACITY TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND LIKES TO EAT YOUR BAKED GOODS FROM THE PANTRY. MOSTLY CARBS. HE HAS A BIT OF A WEIGHT PROBLEM. IF YOU RUN INTO HIM UNEXPECTEDLY IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AT MIDNIGHT, DON’T SCREAM. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T CALL HIM JOLLY.
He answers to Santa Claus.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Christmas card, Truthteller #5112
$4.50Price
