FRONT READS:


THERE IS A MAMMAL THAT LIVES UNDERGROUND AND WHICH BY DEFINITION DOES NOT LAY EGGS. IT HAS BEEN ROPED INTO A FARCE WHERE IT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERING CHOCOLATE REPLICAS OF ITSELF TO BE EATEN ALONG WITH COLORED, DECORATED, HARD-BOILED EGGS TO HIDE IN THE BACKYARDS OF PEOPLE’S HOMES SO CHILDREN CAN LATER GET DRESSED UP, FIND THEM AND NOT EAT THEM. SOMETIMES THIS MAMMAL, A RABBIT, PREPARES A DECORATIVE BASKET FILLED WITH FAKE GRASS AND SUGAR COVERED MARSHMALLOW TREATS AND HIDES THEM ALONG WITH HIS CHOCOLATE REPLICAS IN YOUR HOME WHILE YOU SLEEP. THIS IS SO YOUR ELDERS CAN TAUNT YOU AND MAKE YOU SEARCH FOR IT LIKE A PIRATE'S BOOTY. IT DOES ALL OF THIS BEFORE YOU WAKE UP ON SUNDAY MORNING.

Happy Easter.

Easter card, Truthteller #5113

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line never lets you bring that casserole to the potluck again. The Truthteller Line lets you sleep on the couch, but reminds you that you should never have moved in together after just three months. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings reminds you why the Easter Bunny has a lot to be upset about. Because his role in Easter is pretty illogical. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.


    ABOUT THIS CARD
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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

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    GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
    after all, planet earth never did anything to you