FRONT READS:

IN SOME ANCIENT CULTURES, THEY PRACTICED INFANTICIDE AND UNWANTED CHILDREN WERE OFTEN LEFT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO DIE FROM EXPOSURE. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME YOU LOST ME AT THE GROCERY STORE, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AMAZING FATHER.

AND THANK YOU FOR NOT LEAVING ME ANYWHERE ELSE EVEN THOUGH I AM SURE YOU WERE TEMPTED SOMETIMES.

Happy Father’s Day.

Father's Day card, Truthteller #5124

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line reminds you that eggs still in their shells shouldn't go in the microwave. The Truthteller Line reminds you that raw onions are not friends with your stomach. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings also loves fathers. Good fathers. The kind that let you make their favorite pillowcase into a slightly racist Indian "costume" for school. And the kind that fills you in on why planes aren't made entirely out of the black box material. Tell dad you love him this Father's Day because "death by exposure" used to be a thing. Things could have gone very differently for you. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.


    ABOUT THIS CARD
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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

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