FRONT READS:

IN 1347 THE BLACK DEATH CAME TO EUROPE AFTER TOURING CHINA, PERSIA AND INDIA. SHIPS CONTAINING DEAD SAILORS COVERED WITH BLACK, PUS SEEPING BUMPS AND A FEW CREW MEMBERS CLINGING TO LIFE PULLED INTO PORT IN ITALY. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, THE PLAGUE SPREAD. DURING THE NEXT FIVE YEARS ONE THIRD OF EUROPE’S POPULATION DIED IN AGONY AND COVERED IN OOZING BOILS.

BUT YOUR THING SOUNDS TERRIBLE TOO.

Here’s Hoping You Get Better Soon.

Get Well Soon card, Truthteller #5126

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line always washes their hands before dinner. The Truthteller Line never leaves the meat on the counter to defrost. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings knows that in these days of hand sanitizer and flu shots, people still get sick. And sometimes it is good to remind those people that someone else probably had it worse. Like in 14th century Europe. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.


    ABOUT THIS CARD
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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

    Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

    International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

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    GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
    after all, planet earth never did anything to you