FRONT READS:

FOR A CARBON ATOM ALLOTROPE TO TURN INTO A DIAMOND, IT MUST TRAVEL OVER 100 MILES TO THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH OVER THE COURSE OF BILLIONS OF YEARS. IF IT TRAVELS TOO FAST, IT FALLS APART AND IS DESTROYED, TOO SLOW AND INSTEAD OF HAVING A DIAMOND, YOU WIND UP WITH GRAPHITE. ESSENTIALLY, A GOOD START TO MAKING A PENCIL.

ALL GOOD THINGS IN THEIR OWN TIME.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday card, Truthteller #5116

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line will let you know that your boss is on the warpath. The Truthteller Line will remind you that open bars are nobody's friend. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings wishes you a happy birthday and appreciates that the magic that is you. And what might have been. All on 100% PCW recycled paper.


    ABOUT THIS CARD
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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

    Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

    International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

    Expedited? . . . . Certainly, just ask.

    Sold Out? . . . . . .Never! Probably not, just ask.

    Wholesale. . . . . .Give us a jingle at 415.735.5086

    Questions? . . . . michelle [at] gobsmackd [dot] com

    Web? . . . . . . . . . www [dot] gobsmackd [dot] com

    GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
    after all, planet earth never did anything to you