FRONT READS:

THE CHARMING PHRASE “TRICK OR TREAT”, THE HALLMARK OF THE RITUAL BEGGING ON OCTOBER 31ST, IS ACTUALLY NOT JUST AN IDLE INQUIRY. IT IS MORE OF A THREAT. ORIGINALLY THE SPEAKER WAS GIVING YOU THE CHOICE TO GIVE THEM A TREAT OR THEY WERE THREATENING TO PLAY A TRICK ON YOU AT SOME LATER DATE.

NEXT TIME YOU HAVE AN OBNOXIOUS TRICK OR TREATER AT YOUR DOOR, SELECT “TRICK” WHEN THEY ASK, “TRICK OR TREAT?”. LIVE ON THE EDGE. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween card1, Truthteller #5120

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line does not acknowledge you wearing your everyday clothes as "you" the costume. The Truthteller Line is not going to give you all of the mini "fun" Snickers from their bag without a fair trade. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings realizes that most kids running around as witches and goblins just expect candy upon trotting out an enthusiastic "trick or treat?". Then we dared to imagine a world where you asked for a trick instead. We suspect your house would be covered in toilet paper by the night's end. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

    ABOUT THIS CARD
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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

    Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

    International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

    Expedited? . . . . Certainly, just ask.

    Sold Out? . . . . . .Never! Probably not, just ask.

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    GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
    after all, planet earth never did anything to you