FRONT READS:

Heloise and Abelard.
Romeo and Juliet.
Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester.

HISTORY IS FILLED WITH CELEBRATED 
LOVE STORIES THAT CAN 
MAKE YOUR HEART 
GO PITTER PATTER AND FILL YOU WITH LONGING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL 
IN YOUR LIFE

BUT NOT 
BEING CASTRATED 
OR AN UNWILLING PART OF SOME 
DOUBLE SUICIDE THING 
OR FINDING OUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE KEEPS HIS UNBALANCED, PYROMANIAC, MURDEROUS FIRST WIFE LOCKED IN THE ATTIC 
DOESN’T SUCK. 

Rock on Singleton, rock on. 

BUY YOUR OWN CHOCOLATE.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Happy Valentine's Day card, Truthteller #5111

$4.50

The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line never lets you leave the house in unflattering pants. The Truthteller Line always tells you when you have spinach wedged in your front two teeth. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings says "Happy Valentine's Day" to the singleton in your life by highlighting all the perks of being single. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

ABOUT THIS CARD
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Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

Expedited? . . . . Certainly, just ask.

Sold Out? . . . . . .Never! Probably not, just ask.

Wholesale. . . . . .Give us a jingle at 415.735.5086

Questions? . . . . michelle [at] gobsmackd [dot] com

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GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
after all, planet earth never did anything to you

Happy Valentine's Day card, Truthteller #5111

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