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DURING PROHIBITION, IN 1929, IN AN ATTEMPT TO WIPE OUT THE RIVAL NORTH SIDE GANG OF BUGS MORAN, FOUR MEMBERS OF GANGSTER AL CAPONE’S GANG AMBUSHED AND SHOT SEVEN PEOPLE TO DEATH IN A GARAGE IN NORTH CHICAGO. TWO OF THOSE PEOPLE WEREN’T EVEN IN MORAN’S GANG AND MORAN HIMSELF WASN’T EVEN THERE. ONE OF THE NORTH SIDE GANG’S ENFORCERS SURVIVED FOR THREE HOURS WITH 14 SLUGS IN HIS BODY, BUT WHEN QUESTIONED BY POLICE WOULD ONLY REMARK, “NOBODY SHOT ME”. THE EVENT TOOK PLACE ON FEBRUARY 14th AND CAME TO BE KNOWN AS THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE.

THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN BEING SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite Singleton.

Happy Valentine's Day card3, Truthteller #5114

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line never says no to a sit down. The Truthteller Line will let you make them breakfast, but will look pointedly at you when you feed them raw, undercooked pork sausage patties. You know that look. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings found a way to make your single friends appreciate that worse things can happen on Valentine's Day than not having a date. Like being shot. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.


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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

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