FRONT READS:

SOMETIMES THE MOST DRAMATIC
PAIRINGS ULTIMATELY DON’T END WELL: 

Verlaine shot Rimbaud. 
Bonnie and Clyde died in a shoot-out.
Van Gogh’s gave his earlobe to Rachel the prostitute.

BUT SOMETIMES THEY START LESS PASSIONATELY 
AND STILL BECOME CLASSICS:

The surf and turf dinner. 
A gin martini with a twist.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

THOUGH WE MAY NEVER EXCHANGE GUNFIRE OR EARLOBES,

Me and You

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.

Happy Valentine's Day card3, Truthteller #5118

$4.50

The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line never encourages your Alf references. The Truthteller Line will tell you to bring an umbrella because the Truthteller line watches the weather report. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings wants you to rethink your definition of passionate when gifting your significant other this Valentine's Day. A lot of times that means gifts of body parts and getting shot. Maybe slightly less intense isn't so bad after all. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

ABOUT THIS CARD
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Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

Expedited? . . . . Certainly, just ask.

Sold Out? . . . . . .Never! Probably not, just ask.

Wholesale. . . . . .Give us a jingle at 415.735.5086

Questions? . . . . michelle [at] gobsmackd [dot] com

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GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS -
after all, planet earth never did anything to you

Happy Valentine's Day card3, Truthteller #5118

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