FRONT READS:

the real Christmas miracle is remembering our

CHIMNEY EXIT STRATEGY

we promise to establish a seasonal safeword & when this safeword is invoked, it requires an immediate exit from the party, the current predicament or our usual shenanigans

Happy Holidays

Holidays, Christmas exit strategy, Shop Talk #1239

$4.50Price
  • Here at Gobsmack'd Greetings we love the holidays. Why? The breaking of so many deadly sins, sins like sloth and gluttony the first day off - and that is just for starters.

    But there are also a lot of dangers lurking during this period of unexpected mistletoe taped in a door frame, open bars and workplace parties. Here at Gobsmack'd Greetings we've drawn up holiday agreements that should exist between friends - like establishing a party safeword, making sure you don't get stuck under the mistletoe with an amorous coworker and mutual champagne drink monitoring. "You've had four, you are now officially cut off!"

    And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

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    Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

    Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

    Inside . . . . . . . . . blank for your voluminous thoughts or very large, space filling signature

    Shipping . . . . . . .Within 3 business days in kraft, rigid eco-mailer for maximum protection.

    International. . . .First Class rate for as many cards fit in mailer

    Expedited? . . . . Certainly, just ask.

    Sold Out? . . . . . .Never! Probably not, just ask.

    Wholesale. . . . . .Give us a jingle at 415.735.5086

    Questions? . . . . michelle [at] gobsmackd [dot] com

    Web? . . . . . . . . . www [dot] gobsmackd [dot] com

    GOBSMACK'D GREETINGS - 
    after all, planet earth never did anything to you