FRONT READS:

THE INSPIRATION FOR THE NOVEL MOBY DICK CAN BE TRACED TO THE REAL STORY OF A GIANT SPERM WHALE THAT UNEXPECTEDLY SMASHED A 238 TON WHALING SHIP IN HALF WHILE THE SAILORS WERE HUNTING MEMBERS OF ITS POD. THE WHALE SURVIVED THE RAMMING AND SUBSEQUENT SINKING OF THE SHIP, HOWEVER THE CREW RESORTED TO CANNIBALISM ON THE OPEN SEA AND LESS THAN HALF OF THEM LIVED TO TELL THE TALE.

JUST BECAUSE YOU THE NOT THE CROWD FAVORITE GOING IN, DOESN’T MEAN YOU WON’T COME OUT ON TOP.

Things don’t always go as you might expect. Keep your chin up.

It Gets Better card, Truthteller #5115

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  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line will raise a brow with the slightest cause. The Truthteller Line will tell you when your cologne smells like toilet water. Used toilet water. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings is here to tell you that the battle doesn't always go to the swift or the crowd favorite. Call me Ahab, indeed! And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

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