FRONT READS:

A TEENAGER WAS KIDNAPPED AND TAKEN BY RAIDERS FROM HIS HOMELAND TO WORK AS A SLAVE IN IRELAND. EVENTUALLY HE ESCAPED, HAD A VISION AND STUDIED IN FRANCE. HE EVENTUALLY RETURNED TO IRELAND AS A BISHOP TO SPREAD CHRISTIANITY TO THE PAGAN POPULATION. HE USED A CLOVER TO EXPLAIN THE HOLY TRINITY TO PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT READ. THE COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH HIM WAS BLUE.

SOMEHOW OVER A MILLENNIUM THAT EVOLVED INTO GREEN BEER, MANDATORY GREEN CLOTHING WITH PUNITIVE PINCHING FOR NON-COMPLIANCE AND BODY SHOTS.

Lá Fhéile Pádraig.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

St. Patrick's Day card, Truthteller #5121

$4.50

The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line knows when to draw the line. The Truthteller Line will never encourage you to speak in your Irish accent in public. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings likes how St. Patrick started out as a kidnapped slave and became the patron saint of green beer and gross intoxication...wait, is that right? And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.

ABOUT THIS CARD
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Card‎‎‎‎ . . . . . . . . . . 4.25" x 6" (11 cm x 14.75 cm), 100% PCW recycled brown card stock

Envelope . . . . . . A6, 4.75" x 6.5" (12 cm x 16.5 cm), embossed, white recycled envelope

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St. Patrick's Day card, Truthteller #5121

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