FRONT READS:


A GROUP OF RELIGIOUS SEPARATISTS ACCIDENTALLY INVITED THE NATIVES IN THEIR NEW HOMELAND TO THEIR HARVEST DINNER AFTER SHOOTING OFF THEIR PISTOLS. THE NOISE OF THE SHOTS CAUSED THE LOCALS TO INVESTIGATE WITH A LARGE GROUP PREPARED FOR BATTLE. LUCKILY, WHEN THEY DISCOVERED IT WAS JUST A HARVEST CELEBRATION, THE NATIVES, UNAWARE OF THEIR DIM CONJOINED FUTURE, SUPPLIED MOST OF THE FOOD AND SO WAS THE FIRST SHARED MEAL OF THE TWO GROUPS TOGETHER. WE STILL CELEBRATE THAT FIRST MEAL TODAY.

NO ALCOHOL. LOTS OF TURKEY. UNKNOW LOYALTIES. DARK FOREBODING OF WHAT IS TO COME.

ACTUALLY SOUNDS SIMILAR SOME 21st CENTURY CELEBRATIONS.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving card, Truthteller #5119

$4.50Price
  • The Truthteller Line tells it like is. The Truthteller Line never pretends to know where it is when it does not. The Truthteller Line does not ask for a to go bag when they are just going to toss it. In that same tradition, Gobsmack'd Greetings remembers years of playing pilgrims and indians in school to celebrate Thanksgiving. Knowing what we all know now, perhaps our decorated undershirt wearing Indians would not have been quite so pleasant to our black, construction paper wearing pilgrims. Or use "how" as a greeting. And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.


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