Wholesale Information 

Welcome to the Gobsmack'd Greetings Wholesalers Page!

 

Card Factoids:  All Gobsmack’d Greetings cards are produced on 100% post-consumer waste recycled paper and come with 100% recycled, 30% PCW hand-embossed envelopes. Our paper is manufactured with sustainable materials and are certified PCH, Processed Chlorine Free, free of chlorine chemistry in its production and Carbon Neutral Plus with a commitment to reducing carbon emissions and conserving natural resources. Our Eco-Clear sleeves are made from plant sterols and are certified compostable. 

 

Size:  Our folded greeting cards are 4.5”x 6.25” and blank inside. 

 

Price:    wholesale rate $2.25 per card         suggested retail price $4.50 per card

 

Terms:   Greeting cards must be ordered in a minimum of six cards per design. Opening order should be a $50 minimum.  Re-orders $50 minimum.

                        Orders can be placed via phone or email. Sorry, no faxes. You will receive an order confirmation in 48 hours.          

 

Shipping:  Most orders will ship within 72 hours.  Orders shipped via USPS Priority Mail unless otherwise specified. Rush shipments available upon request.

 

Payment: via company check, CC via Square, or PayPal (missomirth@gobsmackd.com)

 

Questions? tel: 415.735.5086   email: michelle@gobsmackd.com

Truthteller card line
Lexicon card line

 

Anecdote card line

 

#5111 – HELOISE & ABELARD/SINGLETON $

#5112 – HE’S WATCHING/MERRY CHRISTMAS

#5113 – OUTRAGED RABBIT/HAPPY EASTER

#5114 – ST. VALENTINE’S MASSACRE/SINGLETON 

#5115 – MOBY DICK/CHIN UP

#5116 – DIAMOND/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#5117 – GOT LOST/COLUMBUS DAY

#5118 – GUNFIRE & EARLOBES/VALENTINE’S DAY

#5119 – FIRST THANKSGIVING/THANKSGIVING

#5120 – TRICK OR TREAT/HALLOWEEN

#5121 – KIDNAPPED/ ST. PATRICK’S DAY

#5122 – SLUTTY NURSES/HALLOWEEN

#5123 – BOWLING BALL/MOTHER’S DAY

#5124 – DEATH BY EXPOSURE/FATHER’S DAY

#5125 – COMPLICATED BLEND/HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

#5126 – BLACK DEATH/GET WELL SOON

 

 

Half 'n' Half card line

 

#7901 – DISCOMBOBULATE/LET’S GO OUT

#7902 – SCRATCH/NEW JOB

#7903 – DESSICATE/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7904 – MERCURIAL/I’M SORRY

#7905 – CAHOOTS/COUPLEDOM

#7906 – SCUTTLEBUTT/LET’S HANG OUT

#7907 – AGOG/CRUSH ON YOU

#7908 – BEE’S KNEES/ CRUSH ON YOU

#7909 – FAUX PAS/ I’M SORRY

#7910 – CORNUCOPIAN/PREGNANCY

#7911 – PYRETIC/ LOOKING GOOD

#7912 – CHEEKY/ YOU ROCK

#7913 – EUPHEMISM #1/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7914 – CRACKERJACK/CONGRATULATIONS

#7915 – INCANDESCENT/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7916 – EUPHEMISM #2/HAPPY BREAK-UP

Tis the Season card line

 

#7011 – FRANK SINATRA/PRETTY MONEY

#7012 – BETTE DAVIS/SORRY

#7013 – BURT LANCASTER/NO CRAP

#7014 – ORSON WELLES/LOOKING GOOD

#7015 – LOUIS ARMSTRONG/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7016 – SAMMY DAVIS JR/MISS YOU

#7017 – SIDNEY POITIER/CONGRATULATIONS

#7018 – TALLULAH BANKHEAD/I’M SORRY

Shop Talk card line

 

#7601 – AD LIB/ CONGRATULATIONS

#7602 – DEUS EX MACHINA/THANKS

#7603 – UPSTAGE/I'M SORRY

#7604 – CUE/LET'S GO OUT

#7605 – FARCE/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7606 – SUBTEXT/ASK ME OUT

#7607 – CENTER STAGE/HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#7608 – DRAMATIC IRONY/THANKS

#7101 – MAKING IT OFFICIAL/MARRIAGE

#7102 – JIGGLING/WEIGHT LOSS

#7103 – WAITING/ADOPTION

#7104 – ENDLESS DIAPERS/MULTIPLES

#7105 – CHICKA CHICKA BOM BOM/VALENTINE’S

#7106 – IRISH ACCENT/ST. PATRICK’S DAY

#7107 – PURPLE WALLS/NEW HOME

#7108 – UPCHUCK/NEW BABY

#7109 – SHAVING OPTIONAL/ENGAGEMENT

#7110 – NO DATE SINGLETON/VALENTINE’S DAY 

#7111 – BOSS HAS NO IDEA/ADMIN DAY

#7112 – SWEAT PANTS & POTENTIAL/NEW YR

#7113 – SURLY TEENAGERS/HALLOWEEN

#7114 – LEFTOVERS/THANKSGIVING

#7115 – PROGNOSTICATING RODENT/ GROUNDHOG

#7116 – MORE MONEY/NEW JOB

#1234 – MAGI COVENANT

#1235 – MISTLETOE ALLIANCE

#1236 – CHAMPAGNE ACCORD

#1237 – REGIFTING PROTOCOL

#1238 – FRUITCAKE COALITION

#1239 – CHIMNEY EXIT STRATEGY

 

 

Phrenology card line

 

#1801 – GRANDPARENT HOOD

#1802 – NEW BABY/MINI ME

#1803 – CRUSH ON YOU

#1804 – NEW BABY/BABY BELLY

#1806 – ENGAGEMENT

#1807 – SINGLETON/LIFE IS GOOD 

#1808 – PREGNANCY/NEW ERA

#1809 – CONGRATS/NEW JOB

 

 

 

Well Played card line

 

#2201 – THOUGHTFUL PERSON

#2202 – GIFT GIVING THUNDERDOME

#2205 – THANKS IN ANY LANGUAGE

#2206 – LIKE FINDING $20 IN YOUR PANTS

#2207 – I'M GOBSMACKED

#2208 – MY NEW FAVORITE