While we love the singleton, the person who can be seated anywhere at a wedding, the person who tells you they read the entire paper every Sunday morning without any interruption, that person who has remote control domination on Thursdays, this should not be interpreted that there is any animosity towards the coupled. And for that most coupled of corporate holidays, Valentine's Day, we celebrate these people with a card from our Truthteller line.
From Verlaine and Rimbaud to Van Gogh, his ear and Rachel the prostitute, history is filled with couplings that pale in comparison to yours. Why not celebrate that fact with a Gobsmack'd Greetings card? And all on 100% PCW recycled paper.